I'm Mads, I'm a big sweaty loser and this is my personal blog.
I'm the most bitter 21 years old you'll ever meet, I don't know what fun is.

[Groans for thirty years] why do i have to wake up when it’s still dark

  • Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
  • Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
  • Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, omg why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, omg.
  • Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?

How to be a great cosplayer


  • Are you having fun?
  • Are you nice to other cosplayers?

If you are, you are a great cosplayer

End of story 




Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship

Can we please stop making tv shows about virgins trying to lose their virginity like it’s a leech upon their life destroying all of their goals and opportunities?

*glares at mtv*



Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

At the start of the


Stepping under himself a bit more! And with a saddle on too :D



Please never blame women or other people for not speaking up if something makes them uncomfortable. I can’t count the number of times I’ve stayed quiet because I was outnumbered, or because the person making a joke had power over me, or because I didn’t have the spoons to get into an argument about something.

Yeah, it’s not a simple right-or-wrong decision. There are a lot of factors to weigh, personal safety being one of them.


Surreal Collages by Eugenia Loli

#art   #oh  


Liam Neeson


during the autumn rutting season, red deer stag find themselves with elaborate bracken crowns from having rubbed their heads against the ground, which they do to strengthen their neck muscles so as to help them in battle with those competing for the affections of the does. photos by (click pic) mark smith, toby melville, luke millward and greg morgan in london’s richmond park. (see also: more autumn rut in richmond park)


me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

Alien: Isolation